Tuesday, December 30, 2014

OPHELIA OBLONGAGA | WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?



Carl and Annalisa were already at the cabin in Lake Arrowhead when Richard arrived.  Richard didn’t say any of the beautiful things he imagined he might when he saw her standing in the entry way behind Carl.

“You need to shower!  Get in the shower!  It probably won’t do any good but get in the shower and stay there a couple of hours…” Richard said with authority.

“You look like hell,” Annalisa repaid the insult.

“You haven’t seen each other for weeks and this is how you talk?”  Carl slammed the door in Richard’s face.

“He hasn’t really slept since the last time he saw you. We better go easy on him,” Carl whispered to Annalisa.

“Open the door!”  Richard’s voice was strained.

 “I’m sorry.  Auditions for Edward Albee’s new play are three houses down,” Carl shouted through the door.

“You call that going easy,” Annalisa remarked.

“He’s being rude.  I don’t smell anything,” Carl whispered. They heard a crash on the porch.

Richard was flat on his back surrounded by clay pots of geraniums.  A flower box had broken.

“Put me in the shower.  I’m telling you, Doc put peyote in the suntan oil.  Even if you didn’t use it, the stream was full of it.  Annalisa, we have to wash off as much as we can.  It’s time released.  We could be crazy for days,”

“How do you know if it’s affecting you?”  Annalisa asked.

“I wasn’t sure until now.  I was trying to get the geraniums to shut up.  When Carl said, ‘Edward Albee’, they started singing, ‘Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf….”

“Let’s go to the hot tub!” Carl suggested.

“You too, Carl?”  Richard cried out.

“We swam out to the raft today to cool off.  I let Carl use the oil.  Doc said it would keep evil spirits away,” Annalisa confessed.

“To the hot tub!” Carl cried out.

“And stew in the stuff?  No, Carl, that is a bad idea,” Richard argued.

They showered until there was no more hot water.  Carl made spaghetti.  Richard found the bottle of suntan oil and placed it in his satchel until he could figure a way to dispose of it.  They discussed how the photo and posters had changed.  Richard’s photo of Annalisa had turned into a photo of a squirrel and the HAMLET posters reverted back to the photo of Richard with the skull and Annalisa in the wings with the man standing behind her.  Carl pointed out that these things had happened before they were exposed to the peyote oil.

Annalisa tried to serve the spaghetti.  She dumped the entire contents of the pot onto Richard’s plate.  Carl and Annalisa scooted their chairs up against Richard’s and the three of them silently ate from his plate.

“We should go straight to bed after dinner,” Richard said with spaghetti sauce dribbling down his chin and onto his shirt.  “We’ll sleep through the worst of it and everything will be fine.”

“Before we turn in I suggest we retire to the library to crack the safe I found this afternoon,” Carl suggested.

Richard raised his eyebrows.

Carl squinted. “Not to steal anything.  I just want to see if you can open it with your ears.”

Richard could hear the tumblers clacking like typewriter keys.  He peered inside the safe and looked as if he’d seen the devil himself.

“Get your things.  We’re leaving NOW,” Richard slammed the safe shut and pulled back as if he was about to be launched from a slingshot.

“Richard, what’s in there?”  Carl begged.

“We have to leave now. No amount of magic suntan oil that can protect us from what is in that safe,” Richard pulled Annalisa to the door.  As they stepped onto the porch there was a rumble in the fireplace.  Acorns began to pour out of the fireplace.  They didn’t stay to watch.  The gravel under their feet didn’t sound like it had earlier.  Carl’s headlights revealed the gravel was gone and the driveway was now paved with acorns.


~ To Be Continued ~

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