Friday, January 9, 2015

HOW IT ENDS

It was raining in Stockholm.  The landlady was showing Annalisa's apartment to an excited young couple.  She put Annalisa's things in the storage room but she knew the girl would probably never come for them.

"No, no, she was never accused of murdering that photographer and her boyfriend," the landlady interrupted when she heard the couple whispering about the scandal.

"What happened to her?" the young man asked.

"My guess is that a relative is taking care of her.  She fell to pieces.  She talked to me as if she never met me.  Then she started looking for a sister that doesn't exist, a sister of a character in a soap opera she had a small part in.  Someone is taking care of her," the landlady manufactured a happy ending.  No one wants to rent an apartment where things didn't end well.

The young couple took the apartment.  They were rearranging the furniture to suit their taste when the found a script behind a chest of drawers.

"'THE KING IN YELLOW'",  she read the title. "I'll bet this belonged to the model. I bet this was the movie she was in," the wife exclaimed.


"Does it have a character named Camilla?  Let me see," the husband began reading the script and couldn't stop.  He read it instead of sleeping.  He was fired for reading it at work.  Several months later he murdered his wife because she interrupted his reading.



~ The End ~

Thursday, January 8, 2015

ESCAPE FROM THE DEN OF THE DAMNED | OPHELIA OBLONGATA |



Richard, Annalisa and Carl checked into the motel at the base of the mountain.

“Enjoyed your spaghetti dinner?” the motel clerk smiled. He soon realized Richard did not remember him from the day before.

“Yes, it was very good,” Carl answered politely.  They walked to the rooms pondering how the clerk knew they’d had spaghetti.   They were too out of it to notice that they still had rather large sauce goatees.  They did not recall leaving spaghetti handprints on the safe.

At a campsite by the Kern River, Bobby and The Fly Eater thanked the campers they just met for an excellent trout dinner.  They settled around the campfire to roast marshmallows and listen to the story about the evil king from the planet of the double sun.

“The Tree of Lost Souls is not of this earth.  The evil king scattered seeds across the universe so that beacon trees would grow on every planet. When the roots of one of these trees finally grew down into the den of the damned, the leaves lit up and began to spin like gold sequins to signal the king to come to earth.

This secret chamber wasn’t always a den of the damned.  It began as a sanctuary where the queen hid her children from certain death.  After eons of isolation in that chamber, the children became demons.  Evil seeps from this tree.  First there were just the two souls of the children trapped there. They could not get out, but they found a way to bring more souls in, with the idea that when king finally found them, they would greatly out number him. 

One day a squirrel happened upon this tree and decided it was so intimidating that it would be a good place to hide his acorns.  Before long every space in the bark had an acorn jammed into it.  Evil traveled up the tree and into those acorns.  As the squirrel ate them one by one, he began to be able to communicate with the children in the den of the damned.  They gave him powers and made him collect souls for them.  Soon he was able to shape shift into the form of a man.  He is often seen on college campuses wearing a mustard colored suit, collecting the best and the brightest for his masters,” The Fly Eater ate a marshmallow.

“What will the king do when he finally finds his children?” One of the campers asked.

 “He’ll eat them.  He is insane with jealousy, afraid his children will surpass him. Here, pass this around.  I made it myself.  It wards off mosquitos and evil spirits.” The Fly Eater produced a famous brand name mosquito repellant.

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“She took my bike!” Richard woke to find Annalisa had gone.

Richard and Carl took the van back up the mountain to look for her.

“She said the medicine man told her that there was an extraterrestrial tree on the Rim of the World Highway in Skyforest.  She believes the soul of her sister is in the tree.  Richard, what was in the safe?”  Carl chewed the cuticle of his thumb while he navigated the narrow, foggy mountain road.

“A cursed play. People who read it can never stop reading it.  They go mad.  They do evil things.”  Richard was serious. He didn’t tell Carl that the title was THE KING IN YELLOW because it would give the evil more strength if those words repeated in Carl’s thoughts.

“You think that is the play you were going to do tonight?”

“Yes.  The house we were sitting belongs to the patron.  Carl, that crazy Paiute saved our lives.”

“Look! Your bike!”  Carl pointed to a parking lot nestled in Skyforest .  There were huge candy canes, gingerbread houses and a sign that read, “Santa’s Village”.  It was closed for the season.  The fog was so thick that they could only see a few yards ahead.  A deer calmly walked by them as if they were invisible.

“Annalisa!”  They called for her.  They found her sitting at a picnic table by the Pixie Pantry.

“Why didn’t you answer?”  Carl asked. 

“My sister is in here,” Annalisa held an acorn in the palm of her hand.

“Look at her eyes.  Annalisa, can you hear me?”  Richard got an idea. He ran to get the satchel on his bike.  When he returned he began rubbing the suntan oil on her.

“Here, honey, you have to drink this, it will make you better,” Richard began pouring the suntan oil down her throat.

“What if it kills her?” Carl shrieked. Maybe there are no demons.

~ To Be Continued ~







           


           


                       

Friday, January 2, 2015

OPHELIA O | THE KING IN YELLOW

Bobby and Richard were so late for dinner that their mom had to accept that she'd been stood up again.  She cut a slice of ham for herself then cleared the table and reheated her plate in the oven. 

She turned on the TV and had dinner with Johnny Carson.  "We've got to stop meeting like this," she winked at the TV.  After The Tonight Show she got up to change the channel, searching for an interesting movie to take her mind off her wayward boys.

There was nothing on but THE KING IN YELLOW, a grainy foreign film with subtitles. She adjusted the rabbit ears and was about to turn it off when the actress caught her eye.

"Well, I'll be damned," she took a closer look.  It certainly looked like the girl Bobby and Richard were traipsing around the countryside with.

"Camilla, you can't do this," a man in the film grabbed and held her forcibly by the upper arm.



~ To Be Continued ~

Thursday, January 1, 2015

DRAMATIS PERSONAE: OPHELIA OBLONGATA AND THE ANGLE OF THE SUN

OPHELIA OBLONGATA AND THE ANGLE OF THE SUN

 

Dramatis Personae

 

 

Richard, a young actor

Bobby, lead singer in a rock n roll band, Richard's brother

Carl, a photographer, Richard's friend

 Annalisa, beautiful stranger from Sweden searching for her sister Camilla

Richard's Mom in Bakersfield

Seedy Fashion Photographer

Camilla's Boyfriend

Denny's Waitress

Motel Clerk

Liqour Store Clerk

The Cast of Hamlet

The Fly Eater, A Paiute Shaman

Squirrel-Man, a familiar, a demon shape shifting squirrel

Campers by the Kern River

A Mysterious Patron

Annalisa's landlady in Sweden

The Man In The Mustard Suit

The King In Yellow