Sunday, December 14, 2014

OPHELIA OBLONGATA | THE FLY EATER



Richard checked out of the motor lodge and took the freeway north.  He bypassed his mom’s place and stopped at an isolated liquor store on Bodfish Road on a hunch that Annalisa might have stopped there.  He pulled the photo out his wallet and handed it to the clerk.

            “Have you seen her?” Richard had desperation in his voice.
           
“I believe I have. Yes, a few minutes ago.  She ran up that pine tree out yonder,” the clerk could not help laughing. 

Bewildered, Richard snatched the photo from the clerk and saw that it was a photo of a squirrel. Incoherent attempts at speech came out of him. Carl didn’t do this.  He decided not to think about it and raced up the mountain as fast as he could take the curves.  At a certain road marker, he hid his motorcycle and continued on foot.  Gradually the sound of the Tule River grew louder.  The heat was unbearable. There wasn’t even a hint of a breeze. 

He reached a cliff and studied the deep green pool below before he took the leap.  If there were evaporation rings on the rocks, then it wasn’t safe to jump.  There were no rings.  The water was ice cold year round.  Under the circumstances it felt good.  He quickly swam to the edge where the water in the pool was spilling over and trickling down a steep slab of rock.  He scooted down slab until gravity carried him on a wild ride down to the next pool which was only up to his waist.  A bikini top floated in the pool.  He hoped it did not belong to Annalisa.

Again he climbed out of the pool and scooted in the direction the thin film of water was traveling down another steep slab of rock.  This time he slammed into a much deeper pool at a high speed. He surfaced to a horrible sight.  On an altar-like rock formation beside the pool was a naked old Paiute medicine man from Mono Lake called The Fly Eater, sleeping in the sun like a grotesque lizard. 

“Eww,” Richard looked away.

“Looking for your brother?” The Fly Eater stood up in all his glory and stepped into his shorts.

“Yeah. What are you doing down here?”  Richard and Bobby knew The Fly Eater.  The Shaman was famous for showing up at campsites precisely when dinner was about to be served. He would exchange tales of mystery for a tasty meal.  This pool was off the beaten path where there were no campers to mooch.

“Guarding the gates of hell,” The Fly Eater motioned for Richard to come up and see for himself.





 ~ To Be Continued ~











OPHELIA OBLONGATA | TRIPPIN' AT DENNY'S DINER




            She never showed in Galveston.  August arrived and Richard waited in a booth with a view of the freeway and the lights of the Los Angeles basin.  Carl was late.  Maybe the absent minded photographer had gotten off at the wrong exit and was waiting for Richard in a different Denny’s Diner.  The troupe was in transit and he shouldn’t have taken this time consuming detour, but he had to have the photos. 

He was beginning to feel like the whole encounter with Annalisa had been a dream.  He needed a photo of her.  Just when Richard gave up hope, Carl appeared and pointed Richard out to the hostess.



            “I’m starving,” Carl announced.

            “What took you so long,” Richard complained.

            “You’re not going to like this,” Carl looked strange.

            “What?” Richard frowned.

            “In every one of these I had to edit out this monstrous looking man in the background,” Carl just spit it out.

            “What are you on, Carl,”

            “I knew you wouldn’t believe it, which is why I brought befores and afters,” Carl picked up the menu.

            “This is not funny.  It’s obvious you added the man.” Richard was annoyed.
           
“It’s quite obvious you don’t know anything about photography.  Anyone can see which photos have been retouched.  You are insulting me for doing you a favor you know I can’t afford.  I’m on a tight budget and you think I’m throwing money away just to mess with your mind,” Carl had enough and started to get up.

            “Sorry, man.  Order the steak and eggs.  I’m buying.  I’ll pay for the photos too.  I know you have money problems and I know you’re not a prankster,” Richard motioned to the waitress that they were ready to order.

            The men ate in silence.  When Carl finished his steak, he pushed his plate away and thanked Richard for the meal.  Then he leaned in to make a comment he didn’t want everyone to hear.

            “This is some satanic shit or Shakespeare’s curse.  At first I thought the image was already on the film or the lens but that would affect the whole roll, not just the shots with Annalisa.  Hell, this play is haunted, right?” Carl sat back and waited for Richard to confirm.

            “No. That’s MACBETH, not HAMLET. Just because a play has ghosts in it doesn’t mean it’s cursed.  A play is only haunted if something comes out of it, follows you home and kills you. There is a play that is really cursed. You’ll die if you read it. It can’t be performed. You can’t touch the script or say the title. If you even talk about it, demons haunt you,” Richard said.

            “Jesus. Then shut up. Ugly guy is probably a demon you summoned,” Carl grimaced.

            The ugly man wore a mustard colored suit and appeared in every photo containing Annalisa, starting with the graveyard scene with Annalisa in the wings.  Carl had been going for the shot where Hamlet contemplates the skull to make an edgy poster advertising the play in Los Angeles. 

The photo Richard would have liked was the one taken in the restaurant booth.  He had his arm around Annalisa.  Even though Carl had removed the image of the man standing behind them, the memory of the man would not leave his mind.  He settled for a close up of Annalisa’s face and ripped up the rest of the photos.

            “Don’t tell me which photo this close up was cropped from.  I wish I hadn’t seen the befores,” Richard grimaced.

            “What if this guy shows up again? You sure you want me to burn the negatives?” Carl asked.

            “Yes.  It’s probably bad luck for me to keep even this one photo, but I’ll keep it for now.  I was beginning to forget.  One thing I could never forget is how she smelled.  She smelled like pears,” Richard put the photo in his wallet, left a tip and paid the cashier.

            In the parking lot Carl took the posters for the next performance of HAMLET from his van.  Richard inspected them before putting them in the compartment on his motorcycle.  Carl had taken a great photo, the classic Hamlet pose with the skull, sans Annalisa in the wings, sans the ugly man.

            “Get some sleep,” Carl suggested.

            “I’m behind schedule.  I have to post these before the troupe arrives.”

            “Hey, maybe monster face is part of a new curse.  Maybe Shakespeare is mad at you for the Miami gig.  Just a thought,” Carl slammed the van door and waved goodbye.

            “There’s more shit in heaven and earth, Carl,” Richard revved his engine and peeled out of the parking lot.

            The rosy fingers of dawn picked pockets of the Los Angeles basin like syrup on a waffle.  Richard plastered the last of the posters on a pole where there was heavy pedestrian traffic.  He decided to get some sleep.  

In addition to the upcoming performances of HAMLET, he had the strange performance in Lake Arrowhead tomorrow.  The same patron who paid a hefty sum for the nude production of HAMLET on Key Biscayne had cherry-picked actors from that and other productions to perform in a mysterious, one evening only event.  Richard didn’t know who the other actors were and he hadn’t been given a script.  They would all be reading their lines from cards held by masked figures in a pit that circled the stage. He’d done theatre of the absurd before and he assumed the patron was trying to impress his wealthy friends by always going a step farther than the latest trend.  He rode his bike towards the mountains and stopped at a motel in the foothills near the turnoff for Lake Arrowhead.

            Richard almost fell asleep but suddenly sat bolt upright and called his mom.  He reasoned that he shouldn’t call her from Lake Arrowhead because she might ask too many questions.

            “What?” he was mortified.
           
“The girl with no last name is here.  She just left with Bobby,” his mom said again.
           
“Where did they go?”
           
“She’s very interested in fruit stands and rocks.  I think Bobby took her to the tubs on Tule River,” Richard’s mom recollected. “He’s you brother, you know, not some serial killer.”

 
~ To Be Continued ~

OPHELIA OBLONGATA | THE PHOTO SHOOT

"If you'd listened to me, GLAMOUR would have listed 20 models instead of 19 as "supermodels" and you'd be the face of 1969...." the photographer yelled at the back of the blonde model storming out of his studio.

Camilla didn't turn to dignify the words of a man she considered to be a desperate idiot. Obviously Twiggy, Cheryl Tiegs, Jean Shrimpton, Hiroko Matsumoto and the others never heard of this foolish man and did not owe their success to anyone like him.  In fact, she left so fast that she forgot her make-up case.  It was very expensive but she couldn't go back, not without her boyfriend.  She'd ask him to fetch it for her.

Hours later the police were going through her make-up case and everything else in the blood splattered studio.  The neighbors had reported a commotion in the loft.  Cameras with undeveloped film were taken. This was day that Camilla went missing. The police did not have her name but they knew that she wasn't with her boyfriend.  He was lying dead next to the photographer.

~ To Be Continued ~

Saturday, December 13, 2014

OPHELIA OBLONGATA | SUGAR TONIGHT



            At 4:00 am Richard watched Annalisa sleeping in the glow from the swimming pool lights. He was a new man.  He could not recall who he'd been before he met her. She blew that man away.  It had been an incredible evening.   

            She looked like a Bond Girl all stretched out in the shimmering blue light.  The wind chimes made soothing sounds through the open sliding glass door.

            “Are you hungry?” he whispered when her blue eyes opened.

            She nodded. 


            "I'll rustle up some grub", Richard winked.


            She put on her silk elephant leg pants but didn't bother to put on her shirt. She followed him to the kitchen. There was nothing in the fridge except some risky banana bread.



  
            “I have to warn you, I didn’t make this.  My friend Carl put this in the freezer.  He’s an excellent cook but he puts hash in everything.  I can find a liquor store and look for something edible,” he offered.

            
            "It's fine," she turned on a radio she found on the counter and began to dance slowly and seductively, "You have a lovely home."




            "It's not mine. Carl and I are house-sitting our way across the country. You'll never guess who owns this house." Richard did his best imitation of an internationally famous poet as he danced towards her.


 



  
             They toasted the bread and made hot tea.  The hash made her talkative. Until now she hadn’t really said anything.  He learned that she left Stockholm to search for her big sister and that the authorities wouldn’t help because they didn’t consider Camilla missing.  She said her sister was the outdoor type.  She'd sent Annalisa a beautiful basket of pears from a fruit stand on Pearblossom Highway and postcards from The Devil’s Punchbowl and other world famous rock formations.  Annalisa was going to visit those places to see if she could pick up a trail that would lead her to Camilla.


            Another effect of the bread was that after a good conversation, more love making and a deep sleep, his stomach woke him up around 7:00 am like a raccoon demanding to be fed.  He was hungry enough to eat his pillow.  He was not surprised that she was not in bed.  He’d probably find her in the kitchen wolfing down that lonesome can of stewed tomatoes that had not looked so appetizing last night but was on his mind now.

            
            She wasn’t there.  She wasn’t anywhere.  He lost his appetite to a different kind of emptiness. He called his mom.

             

           “Mom, I’m sorry I haven’t called.  I’ve been concentrating on the play.  I don’t know Annalisa’s last name.  Just give her the added performances in case she happens to be in those areas when we are.  If she shows up before I get home, promise me you won’t let Bobby steal my girl, mom."

Bobby was a well-connected lead singer in a band that opened for bands like THE DOORS. He had hooked Richard up with the “housesitting for the stars” arrangement.  All Richard ever had to do was water a few plants, feed some fish and in exchange he got to spend a few nights in some of the most beautiful homes in the world.

              

           “Love you too mom.” He locked up the poet’s house and hopped on his motorcycle. His mom didn’t know about the private show of HAMLET at the estate on Key Biscayne.  He hadn’t told her about the rich patron who commissioned a nude performance of the play.  He was relieved that Annalisa was headed west and wouldn’t be connecting with him in Miami.  He held out hope that he might see her in Galveston.  That possibility was all he thought about as he sped through long, empty green stretches of cattle pastures in Central Florida.

     
 ~ To Be Continued ~